Christmas Spirit

While shopping for dog ramps for the aging Rudy, Amazon suggested these delightful Christmas ornaments:

1. Amazon, you know me too well. I may have never bought an item like that before, but damn. You...you know me.

2. Nothing says Christmas like a sexy fairy ornament.

3. Damn you for being $37. That's lottery money for me to buy an entire set to decorate a tree. C'mon, now.